The Mind Is a Funny Thing Gil Mcfarlane

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5 Things I'm Not LazyAt
1 Eafing.
2 Drinkng.
3 Online.
4 Watching T.V.
5 Sleeping.
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LIFE IS ABOUT
TAKING CHANCES,
TRYING NEW
THINGS. HAVING
FUN, MAKING
MISTAKES AND
LEARNING FROM IT.



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IS THAT SHEDOESN'TNEEDYOU-
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AND IF YOU START SLACKING SH9hL
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What is the
FUNNIEST
Thing your child has ever said to you?



"It's a funny thing about coming
home. Looks the same, smells the
same, feels the same. You'll
realize what's changed is you.'€
F, Scott Fitzgerald_



WHEN I HAVE
CHILDREN, I'M
GOING TO MAKE
THEM WATCH
THE MOVIE "2012"
AND TELL THEM
I SURVIVED THAT.



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25 Things You Would
Love to Say at Work
l. I can see your point, but I still think you're full Of
. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you*
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4.
. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
8.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10.
Ahhhh... I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.
II. I like you. You remind me Of myself When I was young and stupid.
12.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty Of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
13.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15.
I'm not being rude, you'rejust insignificant.
Yes, I am an agent Of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
16.
17.
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
Sarcasm is just one more service we Offer.
18.
19. If I throw a stick. will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others Will be blamed.
20.
TOO many freaks, not enough circuses.
21.
22.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic. and disorder... my work here is done.
23.
24.
I thought I wanted a career: turns out I just wanted a salary.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
25.
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25 Things You Would
Love to Say at Work
1. I can see your point. but I still think you're full Of
2. I don't know what your problem is. but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4.
5.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
6.
7.
I'm Out Of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8.
I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
9.
It sounds like English. but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhhh... I see the screw up fairy has visited us again,
I like you. You remind me Of myself when I was young and Stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust Of strangers,
13. I have plenty of talent and vision: I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
not being rude, you're just insignificant.
15.
16. Yes. I am an agent Of Satan. but my duties are largely ceremonial.
17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
18.
19. If I throw a stick. will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
20.
21. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
22. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
23. Chaos, panic. and cnsorder... my work here is done.
24. I thought I wanted a career: turns out I just wanted a salary.
25. Who lit the fuse On your tampon?
25 Things you would love to say at
work
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We didn't realize
we were making
memories,
wejustknew
we were having
fun. „



Forgiveness
is a funny thing.
It warms the heart and
cools the sting.
William Arthur Ward
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blsotræ:
5 Things I'm not lazy at:
1 Eating.
2 Drinking.
3 Online.
4 Watching T.V.
5 Sleeping.
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WHEN I HAVE
CHILDREN, I'M
GOING TO MAKE
THEM WATCH
THE MOVIE "2012"
AND TELL THEM
I SURVIVED THAT.



"It's a funny thing about coming
home. Looks the same, smells the
same, feels the same. You'll
realize what's changed is you."
F. Scott Fitzgerald_



LIFE IS ABOUT
TAKING CHANCES,
TRYING NEW
THINGS, HAVING
FUN, MAKING
MISTAKES AND
LEARNING FROM IT.



"THE HARDEST THING IN
THE WORLD TO UNDERSTAND
IS THE INCOME TAX."
ALBERT EINSTEIN
OUOTESEVERLASTING.COM



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as an ugly person.
Think of yourself
as a beautiful monkey.
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You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. Votes: 2
Eminem
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